Tales of Heartbreak and Hilarity: 15 Unbelievably Bizarre Breakup Stories
Breakups can bring out the unexpected in people. Ever had an ex do something truly wild during a breakup? Join us as we dive into the world of breakup tales, where emotions run high and sanity sometimes takes a backseat. From over-the-top theatrics to head-scratching antics, let’s share the moments that left us both astonished and amused.
Accused of Crime
To begin, a user replied, “Accused me of stalking him, breaking into his house, and trying to murder him. He says he has it on security footage. I’d be very surprised if he did because I was in a completely different state. He threatened to call the cops and sue me. Never happened. I don’t talk to him anymore.”
Sticky Mess
One person wrote, “he drove by my house and put candy and soda in my mailbox, then burst through my door crying and stood there. My mom told me to leave through the backdoor, and she’d handle it. You are the real MVP, Mom.”
Revealing Photos
An interesting story was, “She sent revealing pictures of me to my family members, friends, and co-workers. I was 25 and in good shape back then, so I wasn’t embarrassed at all. Everyone had a good attitude, and I ended up with a lot of compliments, even from my boss. It didn’t work out the way she thought it would.”
Ransom Notes
One reply was, “He took all of the old love letters I had written him and cut them up and arranged words to make a desperate note to me, ransom note style, then showed up at my work to hand deliver it. Waited outside my whole shift to make sure I left alone.”
Breaking and Entering
A user wrote, “He broke into my house twice. The first time I was home, he regretted breaking in and snuck out before I found out he was in the house. The second time, his friends got him out of my house before I got home. He then refused to get in the car with them after they got him out of my house, and he began wandering around my neighborhood. My neighbors ended up calling the cops on him because, ironically enough, “he had a crazy look in his eye.”
Refusal of Photos
One comment was, “Refuse to give back pictures from my mom’s funeral. It was the first time my family had been together in over a decade. And my mom was dead. Terrible gf.”
Burned Momentos
A reply was, “He read all my diaries and burned them. I had left them in our storage locker. For months and months, I was freaking out because I couldn’t find my 20 years’ worth of writing. I got a picture of a fire pit and text after text of stuff I had done and written about.”
Another reply was, “Burned my guitars. :(“
Spray Paint
One interesting story was, “He spray painted a image of male parts on my car because I confronted him about his multiple other ladies.”
Angry Texts
A user replied, “One guy would send me super angry texts for months after our breakup saying “you’re a B” and “have fun being a meme for the rest of your life!”. We were dating for two weeks!!!!!!”
Family Affair
An interesting story was, “Mine called her entire family to tell them she was breaking up with me. Invites them over, and then with the whole family, there breaks up with me. It was like being the second runner-up on a singing show. You think you’re about to get some big news that will change your life… then you do. except the other way around… and in front of a live studio audience.”
Phone Calls
One person shared, “After I blocked his number, he bought about 100 prepaid SIM cards so he could try to contact me (I kept blocking every single one of them). Every week he would sit in his car at night and watch my house. This went on for about 4 years, even after he got married and had a daughter.”
Car Trouble
A comment was, “After I moved out, he found my apartment and stole the battery out of my car so I wouldn’t be able to go anywhere. We lived in a super small town, so he didn’t have to look very far, unfortunately.”
Rumors
A user shared, “She spread the rumor that I use to beat her. The sad thing is, people believed her.”
Another user added, “Told everyone I gave her chlamydia. She didn’t have chlamydia. She had crazy.”
Pet Troubles
One comment was, “He killed my fish by dumping dish soap in my fish tank. It was a bubbly smelly mess.”
A second comment was, “I had two goldfish that I bought for 50 cents. As a joke when I bought them, I asked for a quarter to help pay for it. When I broke up with him, I watched as he stuck a solo cup in the tank and took back the fish…”
Phone Issues
Finally, an upset user said, “She snapped her Motorola RAZR in half, and back then, those things were like $600. Her angry expression turned to a look of horror a moment later, and I couldn’t help myself laughing, and I honestly tried.”
Source: Reddit
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